The Template for Every Post on the Official SimCity Facebook Page

December 24, 2013
After nine months of watching people post things on the main SimCity wall, I've seen it all. It's become so formulaic that I thought it was time to write the formula down. So for a little end of year fun, I present to you the Template for Every Post on the Official SimCity Facebook Page. All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. No llamas were harmed during the making of this post.

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